yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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