when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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