he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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