You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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