she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
