Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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