new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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