Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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