it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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