Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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