Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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