Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!