They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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