Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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