let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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