Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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