I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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