...so i touched it.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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