it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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