I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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