Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
false alarm. still invincible.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
