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i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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