I need help removing her.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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