just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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