Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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