people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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