For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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