Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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