Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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