people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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