She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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I just had sex on a roof
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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