please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
