i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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