It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i think my cat just said my name.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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