No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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