he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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