i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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