My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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