Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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