her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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