Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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