Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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