i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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