I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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