I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
