Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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