super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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