Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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