im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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