Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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