Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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