Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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