Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
