After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
